TEN GREEN REASONS TO KILL YOURSELF

FORGET TEN - ELEVEN GREEN REASONS TO KILL YOURSELF

1 - After taking millions of years to reach 20th century levels, the Earth's human population will double to 9 billion people by 2040.
Relevant Link: http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop

2 - You will spare the world your offspring: An average child will use between 8,000 -10,000 disposable diapers ($2,000 worth) before being potty trained....these diapers will still be in the landfill 300 years from now. Americans throw away 570 diapers per second. That's 49 million diapers per day.
Relevant Link: http://www.cleanair.org/Waste/wasteFacts.html

3 - Humans, like their closest relative the chimpanzee, are violent animals who have a depressing habit of conducting warfare for territory and mates. Making these statements is like complaining about the weather.
Relevant Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM

4 - Human males are degenerate freaks.
Relevant Link: http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php

5 - Human females are self-centered idiots.
Relevant Link: http://www.batteredmen.com/

6 - Our laws, and self obsessed consumerism.
Relevant Link: http://www.marybakerart.com/newburyport/?p=1000

7 - Population control is looked on as a thought-crime by....breeders?
Relevant Link: http://www.discussglobalwarming.com/blog/2007/05/07/no-glove-no-lovetoo-many-babies-are-an-eco-crime-says-green-tank/

8 - Fashion. 'Nuff said.
Relevant Link: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/247774/

9 - Modern Children are demoralizingly precocious, suspicious, conniving, over-medicated portents of a sad future.
Relevant Link: http://www.merrycoz.org/articles/PRECOCTY.HTM

10 - Kill yourself and make the ultimate eco-statement by removing yet another long lineage of dirty violent simians from the face of the Earth.
Relevant Link: http://eco-chick.com/2008/09/17/mtv-trashes-rainforest-for-road-rulesreal-world-challenge/

11 - Religion: Only a creature as base as man could take an idea as beautiful as God and come up with Religion.
Relevant Link: http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/james_haught/holy.html